Here he is, the One, The Only, The man to save ya money on yer next car insurance Bill,
THE MASKED GECKO! 
Name: Masked Gecko... Gex to my pals
Height/Weight: 6'2" , 235 lbs (trying to keep my manly figure)
LONG brief history: Out of the Arizona desert come the Gecko..With no money or transportation he comes across a traveling circus and asks to join up with them..The barker would have said no, but could not resist what the Gecko could offer.. The Gecko has above average strength, speed, agility,could contort his body into some amazing positions,and had a degree of regeneration..But he also carried a curse to go along with his abilities, a curse of a rare skin disease that would make his skin dry out flake and peel off. Given this condition of how he looked , the Barker saw the potential of a side show "THE HUMAN LIZARD!"
Soon afterward, Gecko is befriended by FunnyboneSA. Funnybone SA shows the Gecko things about friends, Fun and the fat bearded lady ( and how to try to avoid her) Together they learn about wressling, fighting and other combats, mostly they were unwilling particaipants, esp when the fat bearded lady came around.Funnybone SA was also the reason the Gecko wears a mask. Supposed to keep people from being frightened,the Gecko figured out it was to keep skin from falling into FunnyboneSA's drink when they went out.
Soon Funnybone SA left the circus.. Gecko stayed because it was the only place he felt like he belonged kinda. A few weeks later Tragedy struck.. The flaming baton twirler was drunk(agian) and lost control of the batons.One flew into the fat beared lady's beard and caught it on fire..Panicing , she ran all around the dry canvas tent setting it ablaze along with a few of the patrons flannel shirts. The other baton landed in the set of the Human Cannonball.. Poor old Buzz was in the cannon when it went off. Right thru the bleachers of fans. 14 dead rednecks,3 dead dogs, 1 girl injured( she was saved lying in the back of the truck with her brother and cousin).
The barker called his Insurance Company and found out they werent covered by it and they lost everything. Frustrated, the Gecko went to the city to do something about it.. Once there the Gecko figured the best way to defeat them is to join them and learn their tricks.Once hired as a customer service rep, the Gecko started hearing about the losses of others and how the company wouldnt help.He studied their tricks and watched and learned. His idea was to move up the ladder and take over and right all the wrongs!
While wwalking past a marketing meeting the Gecko overheard the board trying to figure out a way to get new customers .The Gecko stopped by and mentioned about a Guy dressed like a lizard with a English accent. The board loved it and invited the Gecko in to colaberate with them on the project.. Feeling like he was on his way up the ladder , the Gecko was planning his takeover from being on TV and becoming a household name , to the power of his idea turning over profits for his company.
Afew days later , the Gecko goes to work and passes a TV , on It play the commercial that they planned but Gecko wasnt in it! he approached the board about it and they said it was THEIR idea. No credit, no glory for the Gecko. Angrily , the Gecko quit his job and was storming out of the building when he noticed on TV the Pro Wressling show.. He thought to himself, that THAT would be his medium to reach people! to show HE WAS THE ONE TRUE GECKO! To fight the high premiums and low coverage! To stand up for the underinsured and non insured there! To make sure you have the coverage thats right for you! He WILL make the world a better place!
Wrestling Attire: Usually a full bodysuit, black gloves, alligator boots, and a Ultimo dragon type mask..
Favorite Foods: Pizza, Hamburgers, and the occasional chocolate covered grasshoppers.
Favorite Music: Old Metallica, Disturbed,Korn,WASP,Kiss, and some Happy go lucky circus clown music.
Favorite Movies: Godzilla (hehe King Gecko there!), Worlds Best Car Collisions Vol 1-13. Death to a Salesman.
Hobbies: Estimates, Insurance collections, and peeling the skin off. Grossing ppl out. Fishing ( enjoys eating the bait..lol Kidding folks!)
Recent history: Befreinding The Ultimate Specimen,FetCH. Former X-treme Television Title holder ..Currently in a little disturbance with Tragar,but who isn't. Shocked ... Receiptant of several beatings at his doing/hands
Alignment: Is a Face
Subject: The Masked Gecko 
Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:51 am
